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Blog tags?

It took me 3 blogs (mani's blog, anchal's blog and mini's blog) to understand what really a blog tag means, its basically nonsensical stuff abt the type of wife (yes, u have choices...lol), food etc.


About my wife,

• Hot!, Hot! and Hot! (no srsly i aint joking!)
  
• apart from hot i'd prefer her to be HOT!
• okay enough about hot. hmm...what abt free type of bandi, u know the type which doesnt get caught up in make up and the "right" way in which things are to be done.
• knows her manners and can speak fluent english and german as i can't make head or tail of hindi.
• hmm...HOT!
  

(by this time u might be thinking that hot's another person, eh?)

moving on


Things I love to eat...

• Kiwi
• Momos
• Choupsey
• Quatro Formaggi (four-cheesed pizza in layman's terms)
• Watermelon
  
• Muskmelon
• American lays
• Dal makhani with kebabs...mwah!
• Kadi chawal (how i devour the sight of it!)
• Rajma
• Garlic bread...Burp!

(I could go on'n'on, longer than the constitution,eh?)

Things I wanna do in this life:

• Become an actor and a professional musician!
• Understand every nook and corner of mathematics.
• Get into IIM CAL and continue the parampara!
• Get rich.
• Lose weight! -Amen to that-

Things i say the most-

• ....
• Come again
• What was his name?
• Oh ****
• Rey! (thats arey actually, but i like saying it as "rey")
• Who cares?
• Timothy
• Gavar
• yea?
• Say what?
• Nargly Dudes!
• Na!

Well thats practically it!
I tag anyone who hasnt been tagged!

Arti Three-eyed-vedi

The latest gossip or rather "chattar pattar" on the critics column seems to be our very own indigenous breed of geography teacher, namely Arti Three eyed vedi. The psychotic old fool has recently taken a liking to slapping you across the face with anything ranging from a notebook to a alluvial tract or rather a full size physical map of India, trust me thats large.The batty old hag with one eye embedded into her socket and one hand swaying like a dead branch flowing in the wind can cause injuries varying from a red face to a broken nose.

Her extreme narcissism like our very croaking frog has caused the downfall of the result in nine of nine sections she teaches. On top of that she's been made the HOD of the "most important" class of your life, class tenth. Her daily schedule comprises of hitting hitting and hitting. From the minimal "non-economic activities" carried out by her, the favorite is yet to be decided. Keep guessing meanwhile.

Collecting copies is a task holding a priority higher than proper explanation and interaction of the matter tabled before the house. This activity comprises mainly of writing notes in the diary about the stupidest of things which according to her are good for us. Calling our guardian angels who shower us with the apparent love and affection is something most pleasurable to her senses.

The consensus that I have come to is-Next candidate please!

A freaking eternity.

Well it has been an eternity since i last posted but nothing came to me. The only thing that came to my mind during this time was about love and emotions and I was not in the mood (as always) to come and post here but the topic im gonna elaborate on ahead is something that i really dont like people to have. That thing is "Sharing of knowledge." I actually felt like punching a friend of mine straight in the nose for doing this.
Okay, look at it this way. our country is illetrate will it be to much of a "bhoj" on you to go and help a fellow batchmate in solving a problem. This atmosphere of competition, jealousy, selfishness ETC. is something i despise truly from my heart. i mean i fucking hate it when he did that, how can you not help someone how can you not share knowledge you fucking piece of shit. Isnt it important to all of us, isnt it something we all need , then why not share it??? I wont be modest or anything be'cuz i help people when they need it, i offer my services to my fellow indians. this competition shit should actually be saved for the world that you will face when you're old enough.

Think as to how you would feel when someone doesnt give some time and attention to your queries. That's the problem in the world today. i mean if people dont share knowledge then we wouldnt progress. What do you think would have happend if Newton didnt reveal his laws of motion or if Einstein didnt tell the world about e=mcsquare. Just freaking think about it??! Would it bring you any harm if you did this. instead people will regard you as a blessing rather than something to curse, abuse or look down upon.

Always remember that "Service to man is service to god."

Im not taking any names but i hope the person who read this understood what it feels to and means to share knowledge???

Service before self-amen.

shady's(darji's) back...back agn

Heyloz. This is your favorite tv show host, dhruv. And now an update on his conditions. he's back, back agn. And this is where the implication of my title ends.
Im coming back to one of my much loved topics; CLEANLINESS
i went to singapore lately and i noticed one thing (not a big suprise though) that the people there were very concerned or rather made concerned (with all the fines that is) about a matter known as cleanliness. I mean i wrote some stuff about polybags earlier and i hardly got any response rather no concern was showed. do you idiots know that delhi is on the verge of becoming one of the most rather the only dirty, polluted, sick city in the whole fuking world. do u gits realize that every time u throw sum garbage on the street you take one life. some kid somewhere suffocates because about that. Every one blames the fucking government for every fucking thing when you seriously dont realize that you are the ones at fault. I am too. i never realized this either and the day i did i felt like kicking my fucking self!!! you know this world is ours this life is ours then why the heck dont we take care of it!!!
do any of you know that delhi is highly POLLUTED. the problem is not polybags actually. yeah thats it...thats not the fucking problem! WE are the problem. we dirty indians who dont give a fuck about anything thats happening around us. being clean doesnt mean you smell good or whatever but it actually implies that you are a very concerned citizen belonging to a mighty nation which is at the apex of its development and we indians cant make it better for OUR future generations. you know what? its a matter of choice in the end. either you take some action or you dont. and i cant wait to meet the ones who dont. this nation is ours and ours it will remain. we have NO other option idiots!

Miscellaneous

Well I certainly do have a lot of things to say and that's why miscellaneous was the most appropriate title here. But lets get to the point.

I read this post on www.crazyfriendz.blogspot.com about critics and honestly I was thinking of the same thing. I actually hate critics because these are people who control your lives. Any and everything they say hurts you. They can either take you to the moon with their praises or make you feel like a rotten banana peel crying on the boulevard of broken dreams. These people have no lives, they merely comment and make everyone feel very agitated and irritated. Critics leave an impression on everyone and that is never helpful if you are starting a career.

Well anyways enough about those idiots lets get to the 2nd point.

I was thinking about philosophy and how it has evolved over the years. Philosophy was a term related to human development and the various phenomenons of nature which for so long had been known as acts of god. Pythagoras, Thales, Aristotle etc all were great philosophers who discovered or made theories on how everything works or rather should work.
The dictionary gives a very accurate description "The study of fundamental nature of knowledge, reality and existence."However, now philosophy is termed as thinking deeply about something. Thinking about love, life, friendship is THINKING and not philoshophy.

I wrote all this stuff because i just wanted to clear it in my head that ehnever either of us writes a post about love, friendship it is merely thinkin and not philosophy. these things dont work. they dont have a basis for their existence. they have no reason or purpose!

THINK about it and please THINK before critisizing someone.

Well this will be my last post for some time now cz im goin on vacation so...miss me alot!!!

polybags!!

i know that by the title only u guyz must be thinkin that this is another one of those boring anti-polybag campiagn. well actually it aint, so plzz give me your undivided attention.

hav u ever wondered why your drains clog up or why trees dont grow properly in ur garden. well take a look around.
in our skewl there are abt 500 odd students in tenth.
about 350 of them bring tiffin boxes to school.
out of these 350 about 200 of them bring these in polybags
out of these 200, 175 throw away these bags and they go straight to the nearest drain and therefore cause clogging.....

out of the 500 students in tenth
about 300 get water bottles to school
an odd 30-40 get those steel bottles or the actual bottles (the ones we u used to carry in nursery and all)
about 60 get their water in sports bottles which also have a poly bag around them
that leaves us with 200 children huu get their water in coke mobile bottles
out of these 200, 150 have their bottles in polybags
almost all of these polybags go into the drain

that makes it almost 385 polybags a day for the poor drain and we here complain abt stinky toilets!!!!
shudnt we kids move out and make a difference?????
i think we all shud insist that our mothers dont give us these polybags. however then wat shud we use.......we all noe it dont we???
PAPER BAGS!!
okay...i noe this may sound stupid but pls give sum sort of a damn abt this...oh and i hav a small tensie weensie prob...nebody noes where u can get these paper bags coz ive been lookin all over delhi but i cant find them newhere!!