Thursday, August 25, 2005

Arti Three-eyed-vedi

The latest gossip or rather "chattar pattar" on the critics column seems to be our very own indigenous breed of geography teacher, namely Arti Three eyed vedi. The psychotic old fool has recently taken a liking to slapping you across the face with anything ranging from a notebook to a alluvial tract or rather a full size physical map of India, trust me thats large.The batty old hag with one eye embedded into her socket and one hand swaying like a dead branch flowing in the wind can cause injuries varying from a red face to a broken nose.

Her extreme narcissism like our very croaking frog has caused the downfall of the result in nine of nine sections she teaches. On top of that she's been made the HOD of the "most important" class of your life, class tenth. Her daily schedule comprises of hitting hitting and hitting. From the minimal "non-economic activities" carried out by her, the favorite is yet to be decided. Keep guessing meanwhile.

Collecting copies is a task holding a priority higher than proper explanation and interaction of the matter tabled before the house. This activity comprises mainly of writing notes in the diary about the stupidest of things which according to her are good for us. Calling our guardian angels who shower us with the apparent love and affection is something most pleasurable to her senses.

The consensus that I have come to is-Next candidate please!

15people said

At Thursday, August 25, 2005 9:43:00 PM, Blogger Unknownchatted

hey tuki....i thought only we were stuck with a bad geogo teacher....now we arent alone i guess!!....anyways hope none of her fans{if any} read this.....u'll get slapped more...hehe...
p.s.-is she really this way or u exaggerating?

 
At Thursday, August 25, 2005 9:45:00 PM, Blogger Dhruv Rajchatted

i aint exaggerating any bit...huuz ur geogo teacher btw?

 
At Friday, August 26, 2005 7:39:00 PM, Blogger Dhruv Rajchatted

are we the only bloggers left?

 
At Friday, August 26, 2005 8:04:00 PM, Blogger Unknownchatted

seems like.....guess all others are good children n dont like to "waste" their time coming online....lol
btw my geogo teacher is kavita saxena

 
At Friday, August 26, 2005 9:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymouschatted

thats gud u noe

 
At Saturday, August 27, 2005 4:06:00 PM, Blogger Unknownchatted

whats good....not "wasting" time on net or we as the only bloggers....or kavita saxena as our teacher

 
At Saturday, August 27, 2005 7:52:00 PM, Blogger AJchatted

Great post!!! really..
Now I'm gonna add you to my blogroll.

 
At Sunday, August 28, 2005 3:10:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymouschatted

vaise our teacher isnt tht bad sui...fine she cant control da class much....but b thankful 2 god she gives questions frm each n every portion....n ask any x-tenthy....shez da best geogo teacher posible for tenth....infact yes da way she teaches is da best frm board pnt of view!!!

 
At Sunday, August 28, 2005 5:47:00 PM, Blogger Unknownchatted

well......maybe so...but why does it have to be so boring??...whats the point of such useful questions n teaching etc when students r fighting just to keep awake??

 
At Monday, August 29, 2005 3:57:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymouschatted

wernt we all here as good bloggers and wernt we all going to comment on my friggin post???

 
At Monday, August 29, 2005 5:51:00 PM, Blogger Abhishek Jainchatted

oyeee freaking good post....
well, apparently arti is my geogo teacher as well , as you may remember, however things are certainly not that bad as they seem to be in your class... a fine creature though she certainly is... very odd ,unpredictable and one who sure shot goes off track while teaching ... god knows where all she reaches - starts babbering entire world's shit.. fine she does give general information - BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR COURSE!!!?????
concerning her hitting - well, dude sincearly thats quite rare in our class.. fine not entirely absent ... but stilll ,,, quite normal.. yeah that organiser stuff... writing notes etc .. is there....
anyways... 1 thing i surely want to dig about - WHO MADE HER THE ' H - O - D '.......
nyways we students cant do much about about or creep into the politics of it,...
and yeah days have been busy -- certainly effecting ( atleast) my coming on net....

 
At Monday, August 29, 2005 8:17:00 PM, Blogger Dhruv Rajchatted

shudnt it be affecting? nebody got a sloution to the e's and a's in effect and affect

 
At Tuesday, August 30, 2005 9:23:00 PM, Blogger Unknownchatted

hehe...yea should be.....though no soln as such.....

 
At Saturday, September 03, 2005 4:16:00 PM, Blogger Phoenixchatted

Hehe..funny post...

Aren't allt eachers peculiar in their own peculiar way?

 
At Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:23:00 PM, Blogger Gursartajchatted

nice teacher bashing my friend
its always fun doing it
G

 

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